It's not easy being green—especially if you're on a boat and overcome with sea sickness, but let's be real: no one is ever actually the color green while puking off the starboard bow. It's just a figure of speech. You know what's really not easy, though? Ponying up the dough to do a damn six-color back print when everyone has taken a cotton to "thriftin'" these days and could care less about buying fresh new threads. So, worst case, we go bankrupt and this becomes my wardrobe for the next 20 odd years. C'est la vie.