Of all of Creature's favorite people in jolly ole England, French, has to be in the Top 5.
His knowledge of metal is matched only to his knowledge of great Pinot Grigio.
So, it's worth our cup of tea raised high that we present French's newest creation, Hitz Hard Corpse.
If you were to resurrect Sam's emaciated carcass in, say, the year 3012 this is what future scientist
(alien robots) may have to judge Earth's past by.
This limited offering (only 400 available) is so hard corpse that it comes with a screen-printed canvas patch.
Thanks French. No. Tanks Robot Aliens.

Size: 8.0 in x 31.75 in
Primary Graphic: Hitz Hard Corpse LTD
SubType: Powerply
Length: 31.75 in
Width: 8.0 in